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My name is Jay Bohannon. I am the program director of FM NewsTalk 104.7. Thank you for visiting wpgb.com and thank you for listening to our great radio station.
The purpose of this blog is rather selfish, it's my little venting space. Here I will provide you with occasional glimpses behind the scenes, trash idiot newspaper columnists and teevee personalities, and attempt to edit and post the plethora of meaningful e-mails and other materials that I receive and think may interest you.
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On Air Details
Just look up and thank the heavens that I am not on the air. Here is a quick rundown of my history in radio.
WPGB Pittsburgh (current) - Program Director, Operations Manager, Affiliate Relations Director for America's Morning Show with Quinn and Rose, Operations Manager for Pirates Radio Network.
WBGG Pittsburgh (current) - Program Director, Operations Manager
WTAM Cleveland (1997 - 2003) - Creative Services Director
WJET Erie (1990-1997) Afternoon Drive DJ, Creative Services Director, Assistant Program Director
WKYN St. Marys (1988-1990) Program Director, Afternoon Drive DJ, Production Director
WKQW Oil City (1987) - DJ, producer
WOYL Oil City (1984-1987) - DJ, producer
Steelers To Lose Super Bowl Trophies
Friday 03-20-2009 3:26pm ET
Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the
only team to win six titles, will soon be losing half of those trophies. After
a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Goodell and President Barack
Hussein Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steeler Super
Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in the league.
“We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl.” said
Obama “We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the
wake of these difficult times.” Obama’s plan calls for the Steelers,
who are a successful NFL team, to give half of their Super Bowl
trophies to teams that are not successful or have not been as
successful as the Steelers. “The Detroit Lions are just as much a part
of the same fiber of the NFL as the Steelers and they should, no rather
will, be entitled to a Super Bowl Trophy as well.” Obama explains in
his plan that he has imposed on Goodell and the NFL.
The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team
play, stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents,
careful hiring of coaches and excellent community service and
commitment to their fans, has prospered greatly during the past 30
years and have won six Super Bowl Trophies. But President Barack
Hussein Obama’s plan calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the
larger burden of the NFL’s less successful teams.
Obama went on to further proclaim, “In these difficult times we are all
in this to work together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream
for every team, for every city and for every fan.”
“My plan will not affect 31 of the 32 teams in the league.” Obama
assures. That’s over 95 percent of the teams in the NFL will not have
to worry about losing any Super Bowl Trophies. “The worst teams in the
NFL and the teams that can’t seem to get a break and win a championship
will no longer have to worry about going without a title.” Obama
promises. “We are a country and league of hope. We all need to make a
change. It does not matter the color of the teams uniforms, the
personal decisions that the teams make or their performance but rather
if they are a member of this great American league.”
The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit
Lions. Through no fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not
manage a victory all season and this trophy will help ease the pain of
their lack of performance and give them hope once again. The
redistribution of Super Bowl XL trophy will go directly to the
Steeler’s division rival the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals who also
have fallen on hard times have never won a Super Bowl. This victory
will bring a smile to hundreds of Bengal fans all over the world as
they can now celebrate.
Finally, one of the Steeler’s two Super Bowl victories over the Dallas
Cowboys will go back to the Cowboys since the league needs to provide
hope in the face of difficulty and provide hope in the face of
uncertainty. This is a heavy burden for the Steelers but together we
can all prosper.
All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans, Barack Hussain Obama has
another plan in place. Obama has meet with MLB and commissioner Bud
Selig on a similar plan. The New York Yankees will redistribute two of
their world series trophies to the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement
to their loosing 16 straight seasons and counting. This plan will help
stimulate the Pirates and enable them to regain the American Dream.
Steelers must now share
their wealth and fruits of their success and hard work. Barack Hussein Obama will be meeting with the NHL and Michael Phelps in
the upcoming weeks as this issue is high on his agenda for “Hope and
Thursday 03-05-2009 6:14pm ET
A Profound Little Statement
Wednesday 02-25-2009 11:58am ET
A profound little statement
"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of ANY nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."
Dr. Adrian Rogers, 1931 - 2005
Jaybo's Political Inspiration
Thursday 08-21-2008 1:32pm ET